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Jan 25

slushpilehell:

Dear Esteemed Official, forthwith I am attaching my query for your keen consideration.

Dear Humble Mendicant, I stopped reading your query after the salutation, as I prefer to be addressed as “Omnipotent Potentate.”

I like pointless archaic words such as forthwith, but yeah.


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    Potentate.”Not
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    I like pointless archaic words such as forthwith, but yeah.
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    Not one word of that reply is not perfect.
  15. oliveryeh said: Can I get a re-do?
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