Fishhook Theater

May 22

How many more times will I have to suffer through Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s birthday?

May 21

Rock Over Bedlam

If I knew there were some action I could take which would end fruitless, massive, violent conflict in the world, there’s a good chance I’d do it.

Until someone tells me what that is, I’m going to play guitars.

May 18

Here’s my food pic. (Now it’s no longer a “thing” since I’ve done it.) It’s a little fuzzy. (I didn’t take it.) See the beets? See the bread other than burger bun? See the white stuff? It was “yummy.” Total “noms.”

May 16

Why isn’t she here?

May 15

Cyclonopedia

by Reza Negarestani

http://re-press.org/books/cyclonopedia-complicity-with-anonymous-materials/

This is one of those books which are not only a challenge to read, but present a challenge by the very facts of their existence.

May 11

speciesbarocus:

Manuale ad vsu sagien (1515).

May 9

In the Absence of Proscription

I am boiling corned beef fat in its own fat.

May 5

My Left Nut

Apr 27

Apr 26

If you don’t accept the terms, you can’t use the services.
How can you use the services if you don’t accept the terms?
Don’t (in)stall, laddie.

newspaperblackout:

“In Texas, there is nothing but Texas,” a newspaper blackout by Austin Kleon

If you’re anywhere near Denton, Texas, you can see this and 29 other new blackouts in the #NewspaperBlackout show. Details here.

Apr 25

Meurtres

rhinoceros horn
covered in blood

box of chocolates
covered in blood

railroad rail
covered in blood

discarded nightgown
covered in blood

café waiter’s service tray
covered in blood

bank teller’s visor
covered in blood

new roll of duct tape
covered in blood

now empty toolbox
covered in blood

bronzed baby shoes
covered in blood

sophomore yearbook
covered in blood

native headdress
covered in blood

miniature flag
covered in blood

map of Antarctica
covered in blood

first edition Malleus Maleficarum
covered in blood

Sonny Bono 8-track
covered in blood

sticker-less Rubik’s Cube
covered in blood

cigar-cutting guillotine
covered in blood

modern-day woodstove
covered in blood

antique turkey baster
covered in blood

Mickey Mouse candlestick
covered in blood

broken sunglasses
covered in blood

spare key to the mudroom
covered in blood

olive drab canteen
covered in blood

perpetual motion machine
covered in blood

“A philosophical thought is not supposed to be impervious to all criticism …” Graham Harman

What I’m Wearing

Khakis and a light blue button-down.
No undershirt or underwear.
No socks or shoes.
No lip balm.

Apr 24

“Is it not strange that any human being, after seeing this wonderfully preserved figure, can deny the evidence of his senses, and refuse to believe, what is so evidently the fact, that we have here a fossilized human being, perhaps one of the giants mentioned in Scripture?”